@Fatroll Dictionary: Vag-Arms
About two years ago, I began taking the Pilates class that we talk about frequently.
We talk a lot in this class. Think of it like a happy hour — except instead of drinking 300 calories worth of crap, we burn it, and then feel the effects of it in a Pilates-like hangover for three to four days.
During one of these said discussions, and after reading this post on Perez Hilton mentioning a particular part of Beyonce’s arm, I requested a specific type of workout that could get rid of, well, my vag-arms.
So what exactly are vag-arms? Well, it’s the part of a woman’s body between her boobs and her arms that when your arm is hanging down, well, looks like a vagina.
There. I said it. I’m mortified I even typed that word. But you have to admit, it does sort of look like that.
Here’s a similar term from Urban Dictionary that I’m not even going to type here, because this is quickly going PG-13 fast! I do love this quote from the definition though:
AP (the abbreviated version of the term) is a public preview of private nudity.
So now in Pilates, we request vag-arm workouts so we aren’t giving people that public preview. And I guess that’s the @fatroll sentence… abort!
