Breaking @fatroll News: Man Spanx
Yes. It’s true. Now your man can be as uncomfortable, but deceptively thin, as you.
@fatroll boys, you can now pre-order your Spanx undershirts that claim to:
- Firm your chest (no more man boobs!)
- Flatten your stomach (no more beer belly!)
- Improve your posture (no more Egore-esque poses on Facebook!)
- Support your lower back (no more complaining about how your beer belly is causing your lower back to hurt!)
For $55-58, you too can hide those rock hard abs (seriously, you can see the six-packs of the guys through the shirt… ladies, take a look at some of the other views) with a regular crew shirt, v-neck or wife beater.
OMG, could you imagine seeing the wife beater on some tool at the gym?! HIGHlarious!
i have been doing this for years. how about every shirt that has been too small for me. works the same, costs less.
Comment by hiroticks — February 5, 2010 @ 11:55 AM
I mean, what guy would pay that much for an undershirt, right? The basic Lady Spanx run from $18-30.
Comment by Jenni — February 5, 2010 @ 12:04 PM