@FatRoll Dictionary: Main Bloat
Came up with this term ourselves. By happenstance, while discussing last week’s weigh-in results, the email chain produced such a glorious term.
“Main Bloat” refers to the time period in which you retain the most water and feel extremely fat. This tends to occur during a woman’s menstrual cycle.
There’s really no differentiation between a normal human sentence and a @fatroll sentence:
“I wish that’s where the three pounds came from; unfortunately, the main bloat was last week. I’m just three pounds heavier”
